Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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