May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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