love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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