Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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