hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
it glows. i had to have it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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