Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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