it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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