There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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