Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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