Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
These tits shall not be calmed
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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