It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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