i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
