just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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