so that wasnt chicken after all
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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