I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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