Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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