her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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