ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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