It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
not ubering you a puppy
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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