Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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