There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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