Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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