the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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