Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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