i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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