I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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