This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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