So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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