I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
time to smoke my breakfast
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize