love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
