Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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