i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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