I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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