East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
vagina is talking i cant
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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