I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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