her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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