she was so not down for the gang bang
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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