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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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