if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
only if we run a train.
done.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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