why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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