she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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