Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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