she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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