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what?
penguin condom
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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