Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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