I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The feeling are messing with the penis
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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