have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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