Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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