Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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