people are starting to question the shark bite story
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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