No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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