addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
