he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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